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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Back, dragon!
-(CLANGING)
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I, Sir Littlechin, have sworn
to banish you from this land.
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-(CLANGING INCREASES)
- And banish you, I will.
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En guard! Touche!
S'il vous plait!
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(GIGGLING)
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We agreed there would be
no tickling.
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(SLURPS) Ah! I love the fall.
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The pumpkin spice coffee,
the pumpkin spice cookies,
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the pumpkin spice deodorants.
(SNIFFING) Ah...
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Pumpkin-ey fresh.
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-(DRAGON ROARING)
-(SCORCHING)
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- Egad!
-(ROARING CONTINUES)
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The pumpkin spice aftershave.
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(SCORCHING)
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(QUACKS FAINTLY)
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It burns.
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Prepare to meet
your doom, dragon.
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Taste the wrath of my blade!
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-(MUSCLES TEARING)
-(SHRIEKING)
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Oh, my back!
I threw my back out!
Time out, time out.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, dragon.
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Ooh, I shall need a few days
to recover.
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Oh, I'm getting too old
to fight dragons.
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-(WHISTLING)
- If only there was
some way to feel
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- like my youthful self
again.
-(CRASHING)
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Hark! Who goes there?
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(SHOUTING)
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Zounds! A phoenix
rising from the ashes. Huzzah!
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(SIGHS) Thank you,
pumpkin spice water.
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-(CLANGS)
- Ah-ha! I've got you,
phoenix.
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Huh? What are you
talking about?
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Oh, don't try and fool me.
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I just saw you
shed your old age
and become young again.
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Right, 'cause that's what
a phoenix does?
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Yes!
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A phoenix is a mythical
creature that goes through
the three phases of life
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before rising
from the ashes as a
younger version of itself.
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Right, right, right,
because that's what I am.
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- A phoenix...
- Now, out with it!
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Teach me
your secrets of youth.
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You know, the right thing
to do would be to tell him
he's made a mistake.
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But I never do
the right thing.
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Okay, bub,
if you want my youth secrets,
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you gotta let me out first.
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- You won't run away, will you?
- I promise.
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- Okay.
- I'm gonna fly away!
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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(CHEERING)
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Get back here, bird!
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Come and get me.
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-(WHISTLES)
- Ah-ha!
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(LAUGHING) I've got you.
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And you'll never...
(EXCLAIMING)
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-(WHISTLES)
- I...
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Wait a minute...
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If you're over there,
then who's leg
am I-- (CHOMPS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Ooh! You tricked me, phoenix.
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I wasn't tricking you.
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I was teaching you
Daffy the phoenix's
secrets of youth.
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Secrets to youth number one,
don't act your age.
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I... I don't understand.
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Didn't you feel
like a kid again,
jumping in those leaves?
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- Yeah, a little bit.
- See, you felt younger.
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Let me show you
some more secrets. (SNAPS)
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Now, when middle-aged men
want to feel young
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they've got to learn
the secret of youth
number two,
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break out of your comfort zone
and go into the danger zone!
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(YELPS) But I don't have
fairy wings.
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You don't need fairy wings
in the danger zone.
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- You need a parachute.
Like this.
-(SHRIEKS)
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(WHIMPERING) I don't want
to do this anymore!
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Come on, pal,
there's no place for fear
in the danger zone.
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-(SHAKING)
-(SCREAMING)
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Mother, Father, Robert.
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Give me your parachute.
You don't need it,
you can fly.
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- Here you go, pal.
- Oh, thank you.
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What the...
Food as a parachute?
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That wasn't a parachute.
That was my lunch.
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Save me!
I'm too beautiful to die.
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Okay, chum. Just a sec.
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- This ought to do it.
- And what's this for?
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It's for the danger zone.
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(SCREAMING)
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(ROPE STRAINS)
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-(SIGHS)
-(ROPE SPRINGS)
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-(YELPING)
-(THUDDING)
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(GRUNTS PAINFULLY)
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If you still feel old,
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try secret to youth
number three,
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exercise!
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It's time to sweat
with some dance aerobics,
disco style.
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-(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
- Up and down, up and down.
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Feel that boogie beat!
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Feel that rhythm
rock your body from your
head down to your feet!
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-(EXCLAIMING)
-(CLACKING)
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- Pick that nose,
pick that nose!
-(GRUNTING)
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Don't be shy,
really dig in there.
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I said feel that boogie.
Don't look for it.
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- Now, pick up that rock.
-(STRAINING)
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- I did it!
- And hold it...
Hold it. And...
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- Now, slap that face.
Slap that face!
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-(SLAPPING)
-(GRUNTING)
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Now, spank that rump.
Spank that rump!
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-(SPANKING)
-(GASPING)
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-(SPANKING CONTINUES)
- Faster, harder!
Faster, harder!
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- Now, pick that nose!
- Now I'm really starting
to feel the burn.
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- Now, do all three!
- Ah, it's working! Huzzah!
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- Wait a minute. Oh. (GRUNTS)
-(CRASHING)
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- Good job.
- Enough!
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My body is feeble
and my bones ache.
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I... I...
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Oh, wait a second...
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This is the last stop
on the journey of life.
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Yes! Any moment now,
I will be reborn young again.
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Oh, what a journey. Thank you.
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Thank you, phoenix.
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Uh, full disclosure.
I'm a duck.
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(CHEERING)
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-(SQUEAKS)
-(SHOUTS)
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- Nobody...
-(CLANGING)
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Makes...
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A fool...
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- Of Sir-- (SCREAMS)
-(MUSCLES TEARING)
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- Oh, my back!
My back went out again!
- No worries.
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I'm an unlicensed
chiropractor.
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-(BASHING)
-(GRUNTING)
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There you go, pal.
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How does that feel?
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Better...
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In fact, a lot better.
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Oh, I feel like
a new knight
risen from the ashes.
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I'm ready to take on
that dragon again!
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Game on, dragon-- (SHRIEKING)
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(DRAGON SCREECHING)
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Not fair, dragon! Not fair!
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It was just youthful boasting!
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Secret to youth number four,
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if life comes at you
too fast...
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Duck.
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-Turn right. Turn right.
- Oh, turn off!
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GPS? More like G-P-Guess!
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This phone's got me
way off course.
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Ooh! Look at that.
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That must be it. Whoo-hoo!
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Here he comes,
my lowly subjects.
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-(GRUNTS)
- Let the celebration begin.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Welcome, visitor.
I am King Thes,
ruler of this island.
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You are our guest of honor.
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- Ooh, thank you! Thank you.
-(CROWD CHEERING)
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When I saw this giant duck,
I figured this place knew how
to treat a fella like me.
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Oh, indeed we do.
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High priestess? (CLAPPING)
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In accordance to our legends
and bylaws we will first
pamper our guest of honor.
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Oh, yes. By all means,
pamper away.
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- Then we'll feast.
- I'm tracking with you.
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- Followed by entertainment.
- Roger that.
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- Then a parade.
- So far so cool.
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And, finally, we're going
to push you into the volcano.
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Yep, then push me
into the volca-- No!
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(RUMBLING)
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I'm cool with the other
stuff,
but that last one...
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Listen, you. We are going
to throw you in the volcano
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so that the gods will grant
us
proper and just leadership.
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And that leader is me.
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(SPITTING) Understand?
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Okay, okay. I'll play along.
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Could you also see if the gods
would throw in an umbrella?
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Sheesh.
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To start, the sacrifice
and leader.
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That's me.
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- I'm the leader!
- Yeah. Got it. Insecure much?
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They shall dine
on this delicious feast.
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-(GIGGLING AND SLURPING)
- Ooh, boy!
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Look at this spread.
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Hey, everybody.
Sacrifice here.
Free lunch on me.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Hey, what about me?
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I saved the best for you.
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Here, have some
fromunda cheese.
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(SNIFFS) Ugh,
this smells terrible.
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Where'd this come from?
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From this walrus.
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From under this walrus.
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That's not cheese! (SPITS)
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Here! Have some PBandJ.
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(CHOMPING)
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This peanut butter
tastes weird.
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Oh, that's not peanut butter.
The "PB" stands for
"pickled beets."
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(GROANING) What's the "J"
stand for?
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- DAFFY: Jam.
-(SIGHS)
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Toe jam! I used
what I had on hand.
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Or on toe, rather.
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(RETCHING)
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-(CHOMPING)
-(SCREAMS)
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We will now start
the entertainment portion
of the festivities.
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Oh, goody-goody!
Dance for your king.
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Hey, I've got a better idea.
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-(GRUNTS)
- Change of plans, Thes-ey poo.
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We won't watch
the entertainment.
We'll be the entertainment!
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-(VOCALIZING)
-(GRUNTING)
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- Now it's time
for the fire dance!
-(GASPS)
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-(SMOLDERING)
-(GASPING) Hot!
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Say, that's pretty hot stuff.
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Let's heat things up a notch.
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-(STRUGGLING)
- You're really fired up now.
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Big finish!
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DAFFY: Ta-da!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Hey. We're a hit.
Take a bow, Your Highness.
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Well, uh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
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(SHRIEKS)
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-(CHOMPING)
-(WHIMPERING)
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I knew those clams
would come through
in a pinch.
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All right,
no more entertainment.
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It's sacrificing time.
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Yes, but before that,
you and the duck
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must lead the parade
up the mountain.
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Ooh! I love parades.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Who's ready to have fun
and go wild?
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Won't be too fun for you
when we throw you
into the volcano.
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Well, someone's
not getting any beads.
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DAFFY: Let this parade begin!
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Wait a minute.
There's two paths here.
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Clearly we're gonna
take that one, right?
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No, no, no, no, no.
I'm the king
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and I say we're
going down this path.
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Uh, I think the duck is right.
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Now you're speaking
my language, sister.
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Do you mind carrying me?
I have flat feet.
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Fine. I'll show you.
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I'm taking the king's path.
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This isn't so bad.
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-(THES SCREAMING)
-(HISSING)
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So many snakes...
(MUTTERING AND GROANING)
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(GROWLING)
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THES: Nice crocodiles, nice...
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-(CROCODILE CHOMPS)
-(THES SCREAMING)
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(PANTING)
242
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,020
-(MUMBLES)
-(THUDS)
243
00:09:56,022 --> 00:09:59,006
Yikes. The boss
doesn't look so good.
244
00:09:59,008 --> 00:10:01,000
He should have taken our path.
245
00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:02,018
It had an escalator.
246
00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:05,014
Maybe it's time you kiddos
put this king out to
pasture.
247
00:10:05,016 --> 00:10:07,012
THES: Enough!
248
00:10:07,014 --> 00:10:10,018
Let's just toss
this chitty-chatty
duck in the volcano
249
00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:12,002
and be done with it!
250
00:10:12,004 --> 00:10:14,010
- MISS COUGAR: Actually...
- What?
251
00:10:14,012 --> 00:10:18,015
The islanders and I
have been talking,
and we like the duck.
252
00:10:19,021 --> 00:10:22,014
What? Then what about
the sacrifice?
253
00:10:22,016 --> 00:10:25,001
Oh, we'll still have
the sacrifice.
254
00:10:25,003 --> 00:10:26,021
Good! Who's it gonna be?
255
00:10:26,023 --> 00:10:28,018
- You.
- Me?
256
00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:32,009
Well... I can't
be the sacrifice.
I'm the king.
257
00:10:32,011 --> 00:10:33,023
Not anymore! Whoo-hoo!
258
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,010
Get back here,
you userping duck!
259
00:10:36,012 --> 00:10:37,020
(THES GRUMBLING)
260
00:10:37,022 --> 00:10:40,005
Get over here!
Give me back my crown!
261
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:43,003
Okay. Here, take it.
262
00:10:43,005 --> 00:10:44,010
(GRUNTS) Huh?
263
00:10:44,012 --> 00:10:46,007
(SHRIEKS)
264
00:10:46,009 --> 00:10:48,020
-(YELPING)
-(POOFS)
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00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:51,013
CROWD: All hail King Daffy!
266
00:10:51,015 --> 00:10:55,011
I'm so glad you're all here
to witness my crowning moment.
267
00:10:55,013 --> 00:10:57,002
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
268
00:10:57,004 --> 00:11:00,016
Hey, what do you know?
I'm a peaking duck.
269
00:11:00,018 --> 00:11:02,009
(CROWD GROANING)
270
00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:04,008
THES: I demand a recount!
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00:11:07,004 --> 00:11:09,005
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)